As we near the end of the steamy-hot temps outside, the temperature will always be on the rise on the inside as long as you have Penthouse Letters by your side. With all the dirty sex tales dished out in these pages every month, it’s no wonder someone, somewhere always has something to share with our readers. The more you read, the more you need, and we’re here to give you what you want—always!
This special issue offers seven hot sections for your enjoyment. From MILFs to Cougars to Different Strokes to Suck A What?, your interests will be piqued and your sexual cravings satisfied. We deliver the goods as told by you, with all the graphic, smutty details included. Who better to give the people what they want then you—our people!
At this time, I would like to direct your attention to the very first letter that will start off your journey into the wonderful world of unbridled lust, love and longing—”The “‘ol swimming hole was not the only hole he explored on that day . . . .” Hmm, makes you wonder what that could be about, huh? Get to it!
Remember, when it gets cold outside, you can always seek refuge within the pages of Letters. We’ll warm the cockles of your heart—and so much more! Enjoy!—The Editors
So many times after completing an issue of Letters, I sit back in my chair, happy with the compilation of steamy tales that makes up that particular issue. Well, I have to say, this is one of the most sexually charged issues we’ve ever put together. Each and every month I know that the dirty, G-spot-hitting romps you send us are going to get your fellow readers off, but the stories in this month’s issue really take the cake!
One of the hot topics pouring in deals with a little thing called, “baby roulette.” Yes, apparently many of you enjoy reading about rolls in the hay car, bed, pool, club, etc. that could potentially get the letters’ sexy sirens pregnant. Whether they opt not to use protection in advance, realize what they’ve done too late and utilize the pull-out method that wonderful game of chance , or simply cannot stop the orgasmic response their bodies are having and opt to wing it, this is a subject that has piqued your interest. Run to Losing It, on page 71, and see what happens when, way back when, having unprotected sex was very taboo, but the only other option was keeping your cherry. Is there even a question as to what you would do?
What’s hot in the news? In two weeks’ time, two top dignitaries got caught molesting maids in hotels. Well, to this we say, boo! Let’s give a round of applause to our hotel maid on page 7 as she shows us how she handles the guests at her place of business. Turn-down service was never so appealing!
What’s a promiscuous wife to do when her husband tells her he thinks he wants to hire a hooker? Well, she decides to see if she can sell her own ass, of course! Oh, but it’s not to him. Check out this sexy, feisty femme on page 19.
To round out this glory-hole issue, we’ve got a few more intriguing tales, like in the Spotlight section on page 86. Read about one man’s inability to confront his wife’s premarital infidelities, and how her virginity was lost way before she said, “I do.” Does he ask her why? Does she divulge her desires to him? Will their marriage survive her wild, wanton ways? Read all about it and find out.
This is just a little taste of all the tawdry tales we have for you to feast on. There are so many more spicy mixes ahead in the pages of this magazine of sexual marvels.—Kathy Cavanaugh
When people find out where I work, they’re usually awed. The first question is always, “Do the girls just walk around naked all day in the office?” It saddens me to know that I am about to damage their psyche in telling them the truth. So, after I wipe the drool from their mouths, tell them that no, there are no job openings, and apologize for ruining their fantasy, I lay the cold hard truth at their feet—that’s not how the office operates.
I tell them that the beautiful naked girls have their photo shoots elsewhere. There’s a split second of disappointment and sadness, but then I hit them with, “but I get to look at them all day on my computer screen, and in the pages of all of our publications. And then there are the videos I have to watch all the time.” I’m a hero once again with “THE best job ever!” And they’re right!
I come to work and pick from the many letters you, our faithful friends, send in. I read about your salacious hookups and lifestyle changes. You open your sex lives to us and share your experiences, and I get to select from all the juicy tales of tawdry trysts to create the right combination of stories for the next great issue of Letters! What job in the world could be better than that?
The most rewarding part of this job is knowing that what we do here is appreciated and in demand. I get e-mails, letters and voicemail messages from many of you asking questions, stating what you liked in a particular issue, or asking for specific categories to be run in upcoming issues. It’s awesome, and it makes the daunting task of having to look at all those gorgeous, naked women and men all day wink, wink , worth it.
Your reward is knowing that we’re here to serve you and make your fantasies come to life in the pages of our magazines. You have a voice here at Penthouse Letters. We’re more than happy to read—and publish—your dirty tales of lust, love and longing.
So what’s my message to you? Please, keep them coming!—Kathy Cavanaugh
In this exciting edition of Letters, we’ve got all the bases covered. From MILFs to clusterfucking to pursuing and capturing to giving away the missus. Why, you might say it’s loaded with delectable whore d’oeuvres.
Right out of the gate, read about the married couple who, because of the recession, are forced to make some tough decisions. Whatever will they do? Well, the wife finds out just how talented she is when she answers an ad in the paper. Then her husband gets an amazing surprise in the mail, and so begins a new chapter in their “fuck this recession” life. Check it out on page 4.
Don’t stop there! In Pursuit Capture, on page17, we find a young tomboy turned young lady who’s turned on by having her clothes ripped off! Finding a willing partner isn’t too hard. See what happens when a mock wrestling match with a friend leaves her bare-ass naked with her face in a pillow.
There’s a new twist in the MILF section. Here we find a lesbian who stumbles upon her roommate’s smokin’-hot mom cleaning up their dorm room. Panties fly when mom is curious about the comfort of the boyshorts our gal is dampening. Cunnilingus caf , anyone? Catch the carpet munchers on page 67.
Do you like ginormous boobs in tight sweaters? So does C.N., of Toronto. He shares his fetish with you in this issue’s Letter of the Month. Things really get wild when he poses for the big-busted babe in art class.
Many more hot, arousing tales of sauna-sex, whores-for-hire, and strokes of a different nature await you. Turn the page!—The Editors
Hello, faithful readers and contributors! We’ve composed, with your help of course, the hottest, hardest humpfest of delectable delights inside this erotically charged issue.
Your naughty voyage starts off with the scene being set for a three-way banging on the very first page! Even mom gets in on the action! This is one very, very hot French connection.
We all have our own set of rules in this wonderfully kinky world, right? Everyone wants sex on their terms. Well, this gent on page 18, in Booty Time, is no different. He and his cleaning lady come to an “understanding” as to what defines cheating. Make no mistake about it, this is one dirty cleaning lady!
What do you get when you cross a 50-year-old birthday girl and a room full of hot-blooded, horny young men? You get a cougar whose lust for the almighty get-off has her fucking like a porn star. Join the party in this month’s Letter of the Month.
In addition to all these steamy tales of debauchery, we offer a hot tale of jury duty that’ll have you begging to do your civic duty. It’s service with a smile in this month’s feature. In our Most Unforgettable Lay we find a couple who vow infidelity and live their life to the fullest. Then there’s Three-For-All—a hot mess times three Kinky Cougars looking for a few hot studs a swinging Spotlight that has Sin City sweating and Wives Gone Wild. Need we say more?
To recap, we’ve got steamy sex, raunchy romps, fiery femme fatales and a bevy of beauties ready for anything. So what are you waiting for? Get your horny on! Like the cover says, this is a spank bank of hot filthy letters. Pretty sweet!—The Editors
The seasons may change. Professional athletes will be traded back and forth. Presidents will come and go. Actors, actresses, singers and songwriters either go on to do great things or watch their careers fizzle out. One icon, though, remains the same throughout all of the world’s changes—Penthouse Letters! It has been, and will continue to be, your source for the hardest, hottest, sexiest tell-all letters ever written in a magazine.
Take for instance our very first tawdry tale about a married woman who lives out a secret fantasy after a dare from her coworker. So what if she secured payment for her services? She deserved it, didn’t she? One thing is for sure: she’ll take cockstroking over stockbroking, any day! Read all about it starting on page 4.
What’s a guy supposed to do when his girl just isn’t into sucking his fuck stick? Well, on page 28, in Stepping Out, one guy just can’t say no when this hot little number all but rips his pants off to get his joint down her throat. But, given who she is, perhaps he should have. Tsk, tsk, young man!
Keep your oral interests piqued and stroke on into the Letter of the Month, where a sexy, inexperienced hotel maid stumbles upon a guest’s jack-off material and gets busted by said guest. Only hot times lie ahead as he introduces this na ve, nubile little minx to the wonderfully erotic world of cunnilingus. It’s a finger-lickin’ good read you won’t want to pass up. In fact, you’ll probably read it over and over again!
Sexually explicit meets down-and-dirty nookie on every steamy page. From neighbors doing neighbors and a hermaphrodite who is as good at giving as receiving to a couple’s first exploration into wife-sharing, it’s all too hot to miss. And this is just the tip of the iceberg that will become, just like you, nothing but a hot, wet puddle of dew by the time you get to the end of this XXX-packed issue of Letters!
On your mark, grab your junk, get off!—The Editors
We received a letter from a husband who has a bet going with his wife. He believes real people send in the letters printed in our magazine, but his wife thinks our editors write them. According to “Hot for teacher in Minnesota,” if we print his letter, he wins. Unfortunately, he didn’t divulge what he wins, but based on their extracurricular activities described below, I’ll bet it’s going to be pretty sweet collecting that prize. Perhaps he would be—or even better, she would be—so inclined to fill us in at a later date.
Here’s his short but hot tale.
We live in a small town and like to take drives around our country roads on Saturday or Sunday mornings. One Sunday morning, while driving upon a bumpy gravel road, I got an erection. Thinking it funny, I pointed this out to my wife she’s a school teacher in our town . Feeling playful, she gave me a rolling blowjob!
I thought this was a one-and-done deal, but the next few weekends, as we rode through the many small towns in our area, she would suck me off while I drove. It was exciting because we know people who live in those towns. The fact that she is a prim and proper teacher only added to the danger and excitement.
I’m trying to get her to wear only sweatpants with no panties so I can rub her cunt as she spreads her long, lovely legs while we cruise down the road, but so far she won’t—the fear of being caught and being a teacher, well, you know . . .
But anyway, good for me, because there are a lot of small towns in our area that we have yet to drive through!
Well, Minnesota, you go collect your winnings and enjoy yourself! But before you do, why not take this issue chock-full of sexy trysts, naughty hookups, raunchy rendezvous, carnal confessions and all the hottest sex and have a ball with your Mrs.
As for the rest of our faithful fans, you do the same!
There’s always something for everyone inside each and every smokin’-hot issue of Letters. —The Editors
Dear Penthouse Letters,
I have been a loyal fan for almost 20 years and just wanted to tell you how much your stories have done for my sex life. I also wanted to the take the time to thank the hundreds of readers who have shared their wild tales with people like me. I’ve never written to you, so I feel guilty sometimes knowing so many have given me so much to make my sex life better, but I just don’t think I have any stories that would titillate your readers the way their letters arouse me. Not to mention the fact that I get so revved up thinking about what to write that I’d have to stop to jerk off before I ever got a letter done!
Well, this is just my way of taking a shot that you might at least print this so that all the contributors, and the Penthouse Letters staff, know how thankful I am for what you give to me each and every issue. I know I am not alone! Keep up the excellent work!—T. R., Salem, Oregon
Well, T. R. of Oregon, thank you for your loyalty, and for taking the time to share your appreciation. Who knows, if you’ve come this far perhaps it won’t be too long till you find yourself sending us a hot, raunchy tale of your own. We’d love to print it for you!
Now, let’s get to it, shall we? If anal entry is your niche, please have a ball with Booty Time, starting on page 4. This is followed immediately by Stepping Out—the joys of cheating never seem to get old. Losing It offers up tales of cherries lost and the erotic fun had by the virgins giving them away. Triple-play fun is had by all when they dabble in the no-holes-barred world of Three-For-All. Hold onto your dicks, young men the Kinky Cougars are loose again, and they’re cock-hungry!
Of course no issue would be complete without the arousing tales found in Spotlight, Feature and this month’s My Most Unforgettable Lay, “Party Night at the Come-alot” —need we say more?
There are hot reads for everyone, so get yourself ready to be entertained and sexually satisfied!—The Editors
Every month I use this space to share with you what you will find on the pages ahead—a little road map of sorts that steers you to your favorite kink faster. Then, when you’re good and ready, you can read up on what everybody else is into in the rest of the magazine. Trying to hit all the “hot” spots proves challenging at times since there is so much covered in each issue, but here it goes.
The very first letter gets us off and running with a couple whose sex life needed a little spicing up. Their unsatisfying trysts had hit an all-time low when they tried something new and exciting. Not to give away the whole story, all I will tell you is that cucumbers aren’t just for salads anymore! And that’s just the beginning! Give Sloppy Seconds a read starting on page 4.
Ever been sucked off through a glory hole? No? Well then, set your pants to off, your hand on your shaft to full throttle, and get into the hottest action in Suck A What?, starting on page 26. What’s a girl to do when it’s looking her right in the face? Find out!
Our Spotlight offers a wonderfully erotic glimpse into the world of a dominatrix who thrills in dominating men. But what happens when the shoe is on the other foot? Does she succumb to the dominance of another, or take him down as she has all the rest? You’ll never know if you don’t give her story a read.
Then backtrack to page 64 and take a glimpse into an extremely naughty place where wives go wild! Read how a married mom of three takes belly-dancing classes and ends up shaking up a whole lot more than just her body. Learning is “fun” damental!
Looking for more? Of course you are! Well, Letter of the Month leaves little to the imagination, as we start off at a nude beach and just kinda take it from there. Sex, sex and more sex! Add a best friend into the mix and, well, you’ve got the makings for another sultry read—Letters’ style!
There’s plenty of jerking off to be done with Different Strokes, Pursuit Capture, our Feature piece, “Stripped Down,” and an all-out smokin’-hot True Confessions. Prepare yourself for an amazingly outrageous ride!
As always, enjoy and be happy!—Kathy Cavanaugh, Senior Managing Editor
As another year comes to a close, we at Penthouse Letters find ourselves reflecting on how lucky we are to have such dedicated fans, fans who continue to share their thoughts, comments, fantasies and, of course, their wildly raunchy tales of sex and lust. This issue is, as with every issue before it, a titillating compendium of the sexual adventures that you’ve so graciously shared with your carnal cohorts—and with us!
Gang Bangs, starting on page 4, offers you an orgy on a beach, a grand-MILF becoming an integral component in a trifecta of sorts, a woman who always does what her friend tells her to, and a hot little honey who gets more than she bargained for when she pulls into a truck stop with a flat tire. Whew! Ready for more?
Share in a May/December hook-up in Stepping Out on page 19. The spankin’ hot little nymph next door sets her sights on the older gent across the way and soon learns that not all older men are ready to be put out to pasture. If May/December trysts are what you like, then stay the course and check out Someone’s Watching, starting on page 50. See what this old dressmaker has up his sleeve, and his wife’s as well!
Our Letter of the Month, “No More Jerking Off,” welcomes us into the life of a couple in the midst of a masturbation ban! Oh, the humanity! It seems hubby was caught with his hands in his own cookie jar without his wife! Her solution, however, works out better than even she could have expected. Don’t miss out on this explosive tale!
With MILFs, open marriages, threesomes, a gal named Gertie whose only sexual hang-up is that she doesn’t have it enough, and an arousing look into the next installment of Life on Top, you’ll want to put shopping, wrapping, visiting, baking and anything else that doesn’t have to do with getting your rocks off on the back burner so as not to have to put this magazine down!
Lock yourself away and let us take you to your happy place.—The Editors