This man just loves making passes at girls who wear glasses

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You want to know what turns me on? Glasses. Eyeglasses. On girls. I know Dorothy Parker said, “Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses,” but old Dorothy didn’t know what she was talking about as far as I’m concerned. Women with glasses are sexy as hell. Some guys go for big tits, some go for nice asses, some for a well-shaped leg. Some are hooked on long hair or green eyes or a sexy voice. Some guys are foot fetishists, and some are even attracted by a good personality. Me, I’m a glasses guy. I would rather fuck a plain, skinny, nondescript girl with an attractive pair of glasses than the most gorgeous, voluptuous, seductive female with 20/20 vision. Or even worse—contacts.

Glasses, like girls, come in all shapes, sizes and colors. Plain or fancy, round or square, wire-rimmed, horn-rimmed or with no rims at all, they are endlessly fascinating. And arousing. A well-crafted pair of glasses will give me a hard-on anytime. And they invariably make their wearer an object of instant lust.

Unfortunately, one problem I frequently encounter is the difficulty of getting a woman to wear her eyeglasses in bed. No matter how much I beg, plead and cajole, I find that most women resist this idea. They say they are afraid their glasses will be damaged or broken in the throes of passion. The truth is that women are still oppressed by the ridiculous notion that they are more attractive without their glasses than with them. They are afraid that a man will be turned off by the sight of their bespectacled face while engaged in sexual congress. In my case, just the opposite is true.

Far too often I have found myself aroused and stimulated while making out with a woman, feeling the gentle touch of her glasses against my face as I kiss her sweet mouth, slowly stripping her of all her clothing until her wonderful spectacles are her only adornment; and then, as we lie down together to culminate our passion, the lady will remove her glasses and set them aside.

Oh, calamity! Instantly I feel my passion dying, my hard-on diminishing, my lust turning to disappointment. No matter how much her naked body may turn me on, the sight of her naked face turns me right off again. It is at that point that I plead with her to put her lovely spectacles back on; but nine times out of ten this request is met with puzzlement, resentment or even downright hostility, and the mood is fatally broken for both of us.
Girls, keep your glasses on. Please!

—F.S., Boise, Idaho



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