When I was younger, there were some sexual experiences that I had still to look forward to. One of the most delightful that awaited me was a brisk, stimulating blowjob. I had then been married for three years to a woman who’d never had much taste for fellatio and I was reaching a point where I was dying to have my cockhead surrounded by her tongue.
One night I lay awake in I bed, thinking about the fine art of cocksucking. My wife was sound asleep, snoring somewhat loudly. I rolled over and gave her a nudge, but to no avail. Just then a superb idea occurred to me. Getting more and more excited as I thought about it, I sat up in bed and got on my knees over her face. Looking down at her lips, I said to myself that this had to be it! Her mouth was partly open and she was breathing heavily in her deep sleep. I laid my penis upon those vibrating red lips. The more she snored, the more stimulated I became. It didn’t take long for me to unload for all I was worth, by which time she was wide-awake and clamoring for more. To me this was a new and fabulous experience, a delight I could never have imagined.
In all my sexual experiences, I’ve yet to find anything better than a “snore job.” G.D., Duluth, Minn.
